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Consume Consciously; If this is Christianity, bring on the Anti-Christ; You can never get enough of what you don't really need; Hurry up and slow down; My God's better than your God; Haven't you ever been a jerk?; Cool Global Warming; Thank God for Evolution; One world. One home. Jesus doesn't care how much money you make; Eat real food; Make everything the best thing that every happened to you; Jesus is coming back (to kick the religious right's ass); Thank God for Evolution; Time to wake up; This sticker intentionally left blank; Buy it naked! Purchase responsibly packaged goods; How's my driving? That's nice. The end of "time" is now!; My other bumper sticker is on a Ferrari; Only an asshole is always right; Life is short. Live longer; I'm not weird. I have O.D.D.; My other car is virtually identical to this one; Life is paradox - deal with it; Pray for the rapture (so they'll leave the rest of us alone); Think about it; Think before you think; The car climbed Mount Everest; This car climbed (your local hill); Don't follow me. I'm going to hell.; Use yourself up; Thank you for being weird; The dealer said women love these cars; Think with your heart; Precycle - think before you buy; Yield -- google it; Yield -- look it up; Yield means yield; Yield means you wait; yield ≠ merge; Save the ribbons; Don't tea me, bro; Don't tea on me; Bumper stickers… who needs 'em; You say "socialist" like it's a bad thing; McCain for French fries; What can I do to piss off Sarah Palin today? I shot something that bugged me; Republican'ts, won'ts and don'ts; Tell your honor student to stop texting me; Don't blame me… I never vote; My other car is a piece of shit, too; "Clean" coal... the fuel of oxymorons; Please stop honking at me. I'm on the phone!l Don't worry... this will all be over in five billion years!; Follow my bliss; Dream More. Sleep Less.; Can we please be nice to each other now?; Maybe... and that's final!; I'd rather be driving your car;Brain-Washed Beyond Recognition; Life's a Quiche Then You Diet; Condoms and Troopers are Your Best Protection; It takes one to know one; Live as if your life depended on it; My Other Car is an Electric Broom; Your Message Here; Have you ever seen me before? Then how do you know it's me?; Don't worry... this will all be over in five billion years!; Follow my bliss; Dream More. Sleep Less.; Can we please be nice to each other now? Horn if you're honky! Tired of Gravity? Try Levity!